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The Machine – Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE





This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia.

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39 thoughts on “The Machine – Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE”

  1. A legendary tale to be told for ages to come

  2. Die105 i4 says:

    Fuq that biatch this is Russia.

  3. Aric Roy says:

    No one gonna talk about how he doesn't have his shirt on the entire time?

  4. nexra says:

    when is the movie?

  5. cshubs says:

    It seems the only reason he had a 7-year college career was for this one story. 🙂

  6. SAUCE BOI says:

    12:25 FACK YOU WE FACK YOU IN THE MOUTH ME FACK YOU IN THE ASS 😂😂😂😂 IM WHEEZING

  7. Can someone tell me why he's shirtless?

  8. John Snow says:

    Is this timthetatman?

  9. Best YouTube video ever to this day

  10. CubsFan12 says:

    who is the fuck is this idiot? he sucks at doing stand up

  11. R U S S I O N. A N T H O M. I N T E N S I F Y S

  12. incinerati says:

    this is really bad.

  13. "Fuck that bitch we in russia"

  14. Bert "The Machine" Kreischer

  15. these guys got his back if he gets in trouble

  16. Omar Alanis says:

    wtf he got no shirt on

  17. Stum Buddy says:

    Fuck That Bitch This Is Russia

  18. Mac Main says:

    It took me literally 5 minutes until I realized and asked why the hell isn’t he wearing a shirt?

  19. #1 Kamisama says:

    This Should Be A Movie

  20. Kripto_ b5 says:

    Fuck that bitch this is Russia 🇷🇺 😆

  21. rcjm21 says:

    And its a true story

  22. "Fuck that bitch, this is Russia."

  23. I remember those times very well.Coming out of the apartment in the morning, one could stumble upon a corpse. So Russians don't like democrats and liberals

  24. WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET?

  25. HEXFIRE says:

    "FOOK ZHAT BITCH ZIS IS FOOKING RUZZIA!!!"

    Igor is fucking metal.

  26. _Jabøx _ says:

    Fuck that bitch, this is Russia

  27. Kody &Buddy says:

    Shit I need to be in Russia 😂😂😂

  28. You know a comedian is good when you forget he's not wearing a fuc*ing shirt, hahahahaaa

    After watching >>> Noway this is true!!!, hahahahahahaaa >>> Only Russia, I guess, LoL

  29. Haniel Lopez says:

    This shit had me weak😂💀

  30. voteZDLR says:

    My question is this, if the teacher literally stopped him before he could leave the room saying "I need 14 kids to get my master's in this class, you're the 14th. Please don't leave. You don't even have to do anything all semester and I will just give you a C."

    I wonder if every single person in that class by extension stayed and did nothing just like he did and they all got C's lol

  31. laughing my ass off at this

  32. Wes Wagner says:

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!! Ever!!! The Machine!!!!!

  33. Eric Wojcik says:

    lol, fuck liberal arts professors

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